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Old 07-31-2006, 07:46 PM
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Dear GOD, this was disgusting.

M: Ok, we were looking at your laptop, and found that it had a lot of spills and crumbs and such in it. Have you spilled any coffee or juice or somesuch into your keyboard?
C: Yeah, once or twice. I've also fired off a few kunckle childern into it by accident, if you get my drift.
M: I didn't really need to know that, sir.

Where's that damn brain bleach?
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Old 07-31-2006, 07:48 PM
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EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW

It took me a minute to get it, but I think I got it and that's disgusting

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Old 07-31-2006, 07:58 PM
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OH GOD THATS DISGUSTING!!!!

ugh..now I gotta buy a box of latex gloves to work on computers
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Old 07-31-2006, 08:45 PM
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Ewwww...that's way worse than the guy who asked me about men's pajamas last week, then informed me that he'd just gotten married a month ago, and only now needed some pjs!

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Old 07-31-2006, 11:47 PM
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Hey, most men sleep in their boxers.
Right?

What gets me is that he TOLD me this. I mean, if I was asked about a sticky substance in my keyboard, I'd say yes to the coffee thing, not tell them I was spawing kunckle childern on it!
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Old 08-01-2006, 12:25 AM
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That's the part where the laptop learns to fly... right out the damn window!
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Old 08-01-2006, 01:30 AM
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! That is disgusting ...... I DO NOT want to have to wear latex gloves just to clean a comp. ew ew ew ew ew

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Old 08-01-2006, 01:42 AM
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I've never been so glad to see a part break (Said keyboard had a stuck Backspace key, the reason for the call.). I tossed it while still on the phone, then cleaned the keyboard mount with rubbing alchol, then washed for a good three minutes.

This guy also had LOADS of porn on his computer, as well as...*ahem* pictures from his trip to the Phillipenes.
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Old 08-01-2006, 02:09 AM
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One of the major rules of working on keyboards/mice/laptops, wear gloves if it isn't yours.

Now you all know why.
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Old 08-01-2006, 07:01 AM
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Oy vey!

Was any of the porn of the variety that you could report him to the cops for?


I was thinking of going back to school and learning how to fix computers...maybe not now....
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