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Old 08-20-2009, 10:58 PM
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Default Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

We did this on another forum I used to frequent. Here's how it works:

Poster 1 makes a wish:
"I wish for a million dollars"

Poster 2 grants that wish in such a way as it's negative:
"Your wish is granted: A million dollars in paper falls out of the sky onto your head. You die."

Then makes a new wish:
"I wish for a house..."

etc., etc.

So what do you think? Fun?
I'll start:

I wish I were a famous cook.
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Old 08-20-2009, 11:04 PM
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Yeah, I know this game.

Granted, but the restaurant you work at had a rat infestation and ruins your reputation.

I wish for a stable tech job.
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Old 08-20-2009, 11:08 PM
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The Augean stables want you!

I wish for a sweetheart who's honest.
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Old 08-20-2009, 11:20 PM
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The Augean stables want you!

I wish for a sweetheart who's honest.
She's very honest...just not with you.

I wish I had a sane boss.
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Old 08-20-2009, 11:41 PM
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Granted! Your boss is now sane but your workload quadruples when she realizes how inefficient she was.

I wish I could fly.
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Old 08-21-2009, 12:25 AM
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Poof! You can now fly, but your wings are made of feathers and wax, and last about 500 milliseconds.

I wish I had a bigger apartment.
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Old 08-21-2009, 12:31 AM
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Granted! You now own a loft in Singapore near the fish market.

I wish I had more time.
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Old 08-21-2009, 01:01 AM
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We had this game going a while back. That thread's probably dead by now but it was fun.

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I wish I had more time.
Granted. You can't take a step in your house without tripping over a clock.

I wish the heat would go away.
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Old 08-21-2009, 02:41 AM
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Granted! You now live on the dark side of Pluto.

I wish there was something good on TV.
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Old 08-21-2009, 02:47 AM
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Granted. Unfortunately, there is something fantastic on every channel, there are no reruns, and DVDs have been outlawed.


I wish I had a job I liked.
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