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Old 09-30-2009, 11:13 PM
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Those pesky questions we'd love to have a logical answer for, but so far we can't find to save our souls.

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Why the Hell do we have an ice cream truck driving through our neighborhood playing Christmas music when it's still SEPTEMBER?????
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Old 09-30-2009, 11:29 PM
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Answer: Because Frosty sends his love.

Why the HELL do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
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Because it would be too redundant to drive on a driveway.

Why the HELL is it a shipment when it goes by car and cargo when it goes by a ship?
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Old 10-01-2009, 05:28 AM
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Because. That is all, just because.


Why the HELL do they put the pharmacy at the back of the store and the cigarettes at the front of the store?

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Old 10-01-2009, 05:39 AM
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They have to have a reason to keep the Pharmacy open.....


Why the HELL can't they make woman's dress pants with POCKETS!
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Old 10-01-2009, 05:56 AM
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They have to have a reason to keep the Pharmacy open.....


Why the HELL can't they make woman's dress pants with POCKETS!
So as to provide a cross-sell opportunity in the purse department.

Why the HELL is this thread not in Forum Games?
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Old 10-01-2009, 06:59 AM
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because we wanted to be difficult.



Why the HELL can't they make women's shoes that fit my feet?

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Because a man designed them.




Why the HELL is a 400 page sci-fi book only $7, but a 200 page fiction book $14?
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Old 10-01-2009, 08:04 AM
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Why the Hell do we have an ice cream truck driving through our neighborhood playing Christmas music when it's still SEPTEMBER?????
Because, unless they changed the music, the music might be that particular truck's assigned tune. Most all ice cream trucks that are purpose-built have an assigned tune to differentiate them from other ice cream trucks in their region. It's very rare for two trucks in the same region to have the same tune.

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Because sci-fi is still considered "gamer" fiction and not as good as regular fiction.



Why the HELL don't MMPRPGs have pants for female characters? I hate skirts!

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Because their main clientel are horny teenage boys!

Why the hell so they call them "jumbo" shrimp?
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