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Old 10-04-2009, 07:36 AM
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Why the hell do people complain about $3.00 a gallon gas while sipping on a $6.00 cup of coffee?

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Old 10-04-2009, 03:49 PM
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Why the hell do people complain about $3.00 a gallon gas while sipping on a $6.00 cup of coffee?
Oh, that one's easy, and one we learned at this website a long time ago: because people are fucking idiots.

And now, in approximately the words of the late great George Carlin, why the hell is prostitution illegal? Selling's legal. Fucking's legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal??
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Why the hell does it matter if Raid (bug spray) now has a "fresh lavender scent"?
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Old 10-04-2009, 11:32 PM
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And now, in approximately the words of the late great George Carlin, why the hell is prostitution illegal? Selling's legal. Fucking's legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal??
Too many holes in the condoms from the tax?


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Why the hell does it matter if Raid (bug spray) now has a "fresh lavender scent"?
Because Stale Lavender just doens't sound as nice.


Why the hell can't I think of another good Why the hell?

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Old 10-05-2009, 11:50 PM
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Because Stale Lavender just doens't sound as nice.


Why the hell can't I think of another good Why the hell?
You've just experienced a phenomenon known as Brain Block. You need some Brain-Un-Block.

Why the Hell do we even have a Daylight Saving's time if we don't get any more time out of it?
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Old 10-06-2009, 04:25 AM
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Because in this economy, we have to feel like we're saving SOMETHING!

Why the hell is it you can only get a baked potato in certain restaurants after 4PM?
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