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Old 11-23-2009, 06:09 PM
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Why can't...

Yahoo: why can't i lyrics
Google: Why Can't I Own a Canadian?

ilu google.

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Old 11-23-2009, 07:27 PM
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*Search Engine* won't

Yahoo: yahoo won't load
Google: google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris he finds you


How To Tell

Yahoo: how to tell if your child is gifted
Google: how to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you



Ok, so my friend told me about the first one last week, but it still makes me laugh

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Old 11-23-2009, 09:03 PM
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Google - a punch in the ribcage sonny?
Yahoo - last photo I ever took

Google wins.
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Old 11-24-2009, 12:23 AM
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How do I
Google= How do I get rid of fruit flies
Yahoo=How do I delete my yahoo account

Not very funny

Where is
Google= Where is Chuck Norris?
Yahoo= Where is Santa?

These two totally make up for the lack of funny before.

Who are
Google= Who are you?
Yahoo = Who are the Illumenati?

Yahoo wins for mystery

Why don't you
Google= Why don't you get a job
Yahoo= Why don't you love me?

Where in the world is
Google= ...Carmen Sandiego
yahoo=...Dubai

I like the first one best ^.^
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Old 11-24-2009, 12:30 AM
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Who's the best...

G: rapper alive?
Y: rapper?

Well, that was pointless...
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Old 11-24-2009, 12:44 AM
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Where am

Google= Where amazing things happen
Yahoo= Where am I going?

Yahoo wins
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Old 11-24-2009, 01:05 AM
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Does Google....

Google:...voice use minutes
Yahoo:.....how does Google make money


Does Yahoo......

Yahoo:....how does Yahoo make money
Google:...support imap

So, in conclusion, apparently Yahoo has a money fixation, and Google is more tech inclined.

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Old 11-24-2009, 04:29 AM
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Get the hell...

Google: Get the hell out of the way of the volcano.
Yahoo: You can't get the hell out of Texas.

Shockingly, yahoo wins. I'm stunned, as I had money on the volcano.

First down and...

Google: First down and stassney
Yahoo: First down and a lifetime to go

Google wins for pure randomness.

Stop that...


Google: Stop that booty here we come
Yahoo: Stop that sandwich

PUSH!

Yahoo is...


Google: Yahoo is shutting down on november 17th
Yahoo: Yahoo is evil

Apparently neither one is impressed by yahoo. Win to Yahoo for both honesty and not making late promises.

Google is...


Google: Google is going to take over the world
Yahoo: Google is better than Yahoo

Apparently both ARE impressed by Google. Win to Google for looking at the bigger picture.
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Old 11-24-2009, 05:11 AM
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Where's the.....

Google: math
Yahoo: beef

Yahoo wins, b/c a Wendy's Triple, everything minus cheese, is a damn sight tastier than algebra!


Is that.....

Google: all there is
Yahoo: who the f is that

In honor of Peggy Lee, Google wins that one.

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Old 02-21-2010, 02:45 AM
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Where does

Google: where does miley cyrus live(stalker much?)

Yahoo: where does the vice president live(so many stalker ones)


Why doesn't

Yahoo: Why doesn't he call

Google: Why doesn't hello kitty have a mouth?

Google wins for teh awesomeness.
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