A conversation at work today reminded me of some of the classic tales from school.
For example, in the first form (first of seven years at school), one of our brighter sparks had an idea. Every morning started with Assembly, where our headmaster stood at a podium at the front of the stage with the choir behind him and before him were the first form, the second form, and so forth to the back of the room, with the prefects down the side wall.
The bright idea from one of my peers was to bring in several cloves of garlic. I didn't partake in this, but many of my fellow first formers did, and when the daily hymn started the first form was rather lusty in its approach to volume.
A wave of garlic breath assailed the stage and choir. Several mouths were washed that day.
Anyone else play 'Daleks'? Get a first former in a room of prefects and sit him on a roller chair. Treat as you would a pinball.
Got an obnoxious first former in a library full of prefects? Dangle him out of the window by his ankles. Of course, the way the headmaster walked out of his special door (only he could use that door) at that exact moment instilled perfect silence as a first former's head was perhaps three feet above his without any desire on the part of anyone above to be caught.
There are probably more that need to surface. Share your own.
Rapscallion
For example, in the first form (first of seven years at school), one of our brighter sparks had an idea. Every morning started with Assembly, where our headmaster stood at a podium at the front of the stage with the choir behind him and before him were the first form, the second form, and so forth to the back of the room, with the prefects down the side wall.
The bright idea from one of my peers was to bring in several cloves of garlic. I didn't partake in this, but many of my fellow first formers did, and when the daily hymn started the first form was rather lusty in its approach to volume.
A wave of garlic breath assailed the stage and choir. Several mouths were washed that day.
Anyone else play 'Daleks'? Get a first former in a room of prefects and sit him on a roller chair. Treat as you would a pinball.
Got an obnoxious first former in a library full of prefects? Dangle him out of the window by his ankles. Of course, the way the headmaster walked out of his special door (only he could use that door) at that exact moment instilled perfect silence as a first former's head was perhaps three feet above his without any desire on the part of anyone above to be caught.
There are probably more that need to surface. Share your own.
Rapscallion
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