ID moron runs to mummy for help!

[Jester]

Similarly, if I ask you for ID at my bar, you have two choices: show me your ID or don't drink. There is no third option.

You're TWENTY EIGHT? Great. I'm 44. Got carded in April. Guess what? Showed the guy my ID. Now shut up and show me your fucking ID or get the fuck out of my bar.

[TimmyHate]

I remember forgetting my ID once.

Remembered that it was in my best friends purse, since we'd gone out drinking the night before.

Went "shit, left it with [name redacted]"...and saw the cashier visably brace themselves for the coming shitstorm. Their relief when I said "I'm such an idiot, do you want me to put these back for you?" was clear

[Mr Hero]

Sadly, the only thing the ID can prove is age, not maturity. He proved his lack on his own. With the help of Mommy of course.

[Casino Jockey]

the only time i ever got by not showing ID was when i was flying across the world (14 hour flight). i had been 18 for a while and when the drinks came around i did what i always did - ordered a beer. she asked for id and i stood up to get my passport out of the overhead when my mother spoke up (without prompting) and said it's ok to give me a beer.

i didn't ask for mums help. i was prepared to to show id. i was polite and well mannered. that all worked in my favour. probally the biggest thing tho was we were flying above the pacific ocean

[TimmyHate]

probally the biggest thing tho was we were flying above the pacific ocean

Funnily enough when I was on a school trip to Hawaii as a 17 year old. Teachers in the row in front of me. Drinks cart comes down the asile and everyone is getting water or soda or juice. They come to me and being the little smart ass I am I said
"Can I get a Rum and coke please"....Now I looked about 15 at that stage (wasn't allowed my now customary beard). Hostess barely looked at me as so opend the coke and handed it to me with a mini bottle of rum.