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Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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Quoth bhskittykatt View PostNo, but we actually do have beachside bonfires with complimentary s'more stuffs. I'm sure some guests at one point or another have attempted to bring them inside, though I'm not familiar with any specific incidents. wouldn't surprise me though.
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Quoth Silent-Hunter View PostWould that actually be a problem? I don't see how roasting marshmallows inside would be an issue.
Roasting forks being used in a light saber battle. Someone gets poked. Blood gets spilled. Especially if it's two kids playing with said forks. Parents start screaming lawsuit at the hotel/resort.
Any other scenarios to share?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Generally, yeah. They're meant for fireplaces/warmth, not for cooking.
As for why an open flame would be a bad idea inside...I can think of plenty of bad ideas. Most of them are on the guestlist at the hotel in question...^_^"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
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To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...
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I love going to Eastes Park with my family and relaxing next to the wood burning fireplace. They have lovely pine wood. I love the smell of a fresh pine fire.
Of course, I was raised in scouting and learned to RESPECT the AWESOME POWER of FIRE!!!! *insert various thunder and epic music*
Because if you did not respect fire, it will burn you.I might be crazy, but I'm not Insane.
What? You don't play with flamethrowers on the weekends? You are strange.
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