Ok, so we had a group rent out one of our auditoriums for an auction yesterday, and each person who came for it was given a pass for one small popcorn and one small drink. These passes cannot be traded in for different items, can't be upgraded to larger sizes, and expire after the day they're handed out. Why some of these people have a problem comprehending this, I have no idea. So, this douchebag goes to my coworker's register, and their conversation goes like this:
DB: Douchebag
CW: Co-worker
ME: Mordecai
DB: I want one of those Perrier bottles. (Hands soda pass to friend.)
CW: Actually, I can't give you one of those with that pass, but I can give you seltzer water from the soda fountain.
DB: Well, then what good are these for?! (Proceeds to rip up passes in front of CW and then storms off)
And of course, we had plenty of pissed off people who either lost or forgot to get their passes and then got mad when we wouldn't give them free food. Look, if you don't have a pass, then you're not getting anything. I'm not going to risk my job just because you're too lazy to spend a minute to get your f-cking pass for FREE food. Assholes....
DB: Douchebag
CW: Co-worker
ME: Mordecai
DB: I want one of those Perrier bottles. (Hands soda pass to friend.)
CW: Actually, I can't give you one of those with that pass, but I can give you seltzer water from the soda fountain.
DB: Well, then what good are these for?! (Proceeds to rip up passes in front of CW and then storms off)
And of course, we had plenty of pissed off people who either lost or forgot to get their passes and then got mad when we wouldn't give them free food. Look, if you don't have a pass, then you're not getting anything. I'm not going to risk my job just because you're too lazy to spend a minute to get your f-cking pass for FREE food. Assholes....
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