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Quoth Becks View Post...You would be surprised how many people DON'T carry their ID/DL with them...I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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Quoth eltf177 View PostActually they can, but they can't CHARGE you if they don't know who you are.
Of course you can always get a free trip to Guantanamo...
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It's often that I leave my purse in the car and just grab my credit card and keys to run in for something. Then I go to check out and there's been a change about what you need ID before (like the Robitussin). I would probably just sigh and say I don't want it.
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Quoth Shyla View PostIt's often that I leave my purse in the car and just grab my credit card and keys to run in for something. Then I go to check out and there's been a change about what you need ID before (like the Robitussin). I would probably just sigh and say I don't want it.pursewallet in and will smash your window and nick yourhandbagpurse while you're in the shop.
* Adjusted to remove Britishisms in favour of Americanisms."It is traditional when asking for help or advice to listen to the answers you receive" - RealUnimportant
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My current supervisor used to a manager at the fruit-branded electronics store. Whenever a customer threatened to call corporate, she would pull out her phone and dial the complaints line for them. She said it eliminated most of the customers who'd call after the fact and complain when she couldn't defend herself.
Generally I greet the threat with "The number is 1-800-OrangeApron. Would you like to use my phone? Dial 9 for an outside line."It's little things that make the difference between 'enjoyable', 'tolerable', and 'gimme a spoon, I'm digging an escape tunnel'.
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Quoth greek_jester View PostThat's actually asking for trouble; a potential thief won't know that you've taken yourpursewallet in and will smash your window andnicksteal yourhandbagpurse while you're in the shop.
* Adjusted to remove Britishisms in favour of Americanisms."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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Quoth Ironclad Alibi View PostYou missed one."It is traditional when asking for help or advice to listen to the answers you receive" - RealUnimportant
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Quoth OneMoreTime View PostI had a woman who gave me her DL, which was expired, I told her I couldn't accept it. She got all bent out of shape and said "I don't see why it's so important, it's JUST AN ID!! Good Lord lady, it's your DL! I believe it's ILLEGAL to drive with an expired DL.
I'd have called the cops before she was even out the door. Have a cop waiting for her in the parking lot.
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Quoth LadyAndreca View PostGenerally I greet the threat with "The number is 1-800-OrangeApron. Would you like to use my phone? Dial 9 for an outside line."
Had that threat a few times during my stint at Major Electronics Retailer. Mostly, they were complaining that nobody was around to help them or answer their questions. I responded to the threat several times by saying something like, "Please do! Maybe they'll listen to you and realize that we need to increase our labor budget so we have enough staff in the store, 'cause they sure don't listen to me!" I don't think any of them did call corporate, though...I suspect that... inside every adult (sometimes not very far inside) is a bratty kid who wants everything his own way.
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