Ahh. Regular customers. The blood line of the company. Those that come every other day and drive you crazy with their insane habits. For example, that seemingly polite gray haired lady who comes in and buys out every can of spaghetti Os and then insists on paying your in nothing but dimes and nickels. *twitch* Although nice at first, she will get upset halfway through and insist you counted wrong. You must recount. *Repeat four times*
Another example? Hmm... how about the grumpy young guy who comes in and complaints about everything in the store....loudly. When checking out, he will throw money on the counter somewhere in between the groceries. Pay attention, he will demand a discount if his bills happen to get sucked under the conveyor belt. He cannot touch your hands. You're beneath him. Obviously.
Okay, okay. One more example and then that's it. The blonde lady with two terrifying twin boys (12yo). They tried (and failed) to tear the plastic donation box mounted to the front of register 1. Yes. You heard right. They tried to steal donation money. They will stuff various candies in their pockets if not watched closely. They will also dilbertly pull EVERYTHING off of a shelf and leave it on the floor for you to pick later. You cannot confront Mother. She will insist you don't understand. They're just boys being boys. It's your job to clean the mess, blah, blah, blah. Oh. You think we can ban her? She's the sheriff's wife.....
Now. I have a question....do you ever get those insane and irritating regulars?
Another example? Hmm... how about the grumpy young guy who comes in and complaints about everything in the store....loudly. When checking out, he will throw money on the counter somewhere in between the groceries. Pay attention, he will demand a discount if his bills happen to get sucked under the conveyor belt. He cannot touch your hands. You're beneath him. Obviously.
Okay, okay. One more example and then that's it. The blonde lady with two terrifying twin boys (12yo). They tried (and failed) to tear the plastic donation box mounted to the front of register 1. Yes. You heard right. They tried to steal donation money. They will stuff various candies in their pockets if not watched closely. They will also dilbertly pull EVERYTHING off of a shelf and leave it on the floor for you to pick later. You cannot confront Mother. She will insist you don't understand. They're just boys being boys. It's your job to clean the mess, blah, blah, blah. Oh. You think we can ban her? She's the sheriff's wife.....
Now. I have a question....do you ever get those insane and irritating regulars?
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