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  • #1

    Dick Glue

    I went over to the mobil station again on my break to do a snack run for everyone. some asshole in the suv I parked next to saw me in my bent staple shirt and asks:

    "hey does the bent staple sell dick glue? my thing fell off."

    I ignored him, but if it fell off that would explain why he's such a bitch.
    "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

    RIP Plaidman.
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    These fine ladies should be able to make a recommendation.

    the incident in question happened not too far from me. We really have the winners up in Cheeselandialand.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    • #3
      Quoth Dave1982 View Post
      I ignored him, but if it fell off that would explain why he's such a bitch.
      Now that's being neutered the hard way . . .
      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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      • #4
        wait....Don't you guys carry wood glue?
        Now, if you smell the roses but it doesn't lift your spirits, you're either allergic to rose pollen or you need medical intervention. ~ Seshat

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        • #5
          as a matter of fact we dont
          "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

          RIP Plaidman.

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          • #6
            Of all the thread titles that immediately grabs my attention...
            A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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            • #7
              Quoth gashole
              "hey does the bent staple sell dick glue? my thing fell off."
              "No, but we do sell vagina adhesive! Here's your sign..."
              Goofy music!
              Old tech junk!

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              • #8
                hand him some mighty putty.
                look! it's ghengis khan!
                Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                • #9
                  Quoth chainedbarista View Post
                  hand him some mighty putty.
                  Now THAT'LL help him get his glued back on and hold it tight!
                  I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                  Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                  Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Spork4pedro View Post
                    wait....Don't you guys carry wood glue?
                    My work will be sending you a bill to replace the monitor that's now covered in Dr Pepper.
                    To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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                    • #11
                      Eagerly awaiting Sheldon's response to this one.
                      Take this job and shove it. I ain't workin here no more.

                      Proud Air Force Mom

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                      • #12
                        Quoth RavenStarr View Post
                        Eagerly awaiting Sheldon's response to this one.
                        Sticky
                        "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                        • #13
                          Quoth chainedbarista View Post
                          hand him some mighty putty.
                          He might be insterested in Crack Spackle.
                          "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                          • #14
                            Nah, it didn't fall off, you just can't see it with dude's head up his ass.
                            The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
                            "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
                            Hoc spatio locantur.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Geek King View Post
                              Nah, it didn't fall off, you just can't see it with dude's head up his ass.
                              If he has an ass, that is.
                              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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