Hyena Dandy is jailbait. :O

[Hyena Dandy]

Not so much a sucky customer, just reminiscing about my time working at the videostore.

There used to be two videostores in town, Independent Store and Small Chain Store. Independent Store went out of business, which was a shame, because it was just down the block from my house. I would go there all the time when I first moved in, I was around 10 or so.

Anyway, main reason I'm mentioning this is I was working at Small Chain Store, with the awesome manager lady. (This was two years ago.)

I recognized the clerk from the old independent store (she'd been working there when she was in highschool), but I didn't say hi. She got her movie, and she was about to go. Before she did, she whispered something to the manager. (Its a very small store, and she and the manager were friends)

I don't know what it was, but what happened was

Customer: *whisper*
Manager: He's 17.
Customer: Damnit.
Me: And gay.
Customer: DAMNIT.



Anyway, rambling story done.

[smileyeagle1021]

And are you still jail bait

[Racket_Man]

OK I'll bite

naaaaaa I will just nibble

[Kittish]

And are you still jail bait

If my math is right, HD should be 19 or 20 now, which makes him legal. *steps back out of the way so as not to get trampled*

[Hyena Dandy]

And are you still jail bait

Not any more. Perfectly legal.

[Food Lady]

HD, for some reason I thought you were in your 30s!

[Hyena Dandy]

HD, for some reason I thought you were in your 30s!

I guess I'm an eloquent typer.

I'll try to end my posts in smilies more, if it'll help.

Although I did post a picture on here once. Didn't THINK I looked like I was in my thirties...

OK I'll bite

naaaaaa I will just nibble

Go ahead, I like bites.

[Andara Bledin]

I'll try to end my posts in smilies more, if it'll help.

I'm nearly 40 and use lots of smilies, so I rather suspect your using more won't help.

^-.-^

[dalesys]

...Go ahead, I like bites.

As I asked my daughter when she wore a "Bite Me!" T-shirt once and only once.


Where?

And how hard???

[Hyena Dandy]

I'm nearly 40 and use lots of smilies, so I rather suspect your using more won't help.

^-.-^

CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!

Where?

And how hard???

On the neck, hard as you like, I won't cry

Just don't kill me, ideally.

[Andara Bledin]

On the neck, hard as you like, I won't cry

Just don't kill me, ideally.

You, too, huh?

^-.-^

[Hyena Dandy]

You, too, huh?

^-.-^

Indeed. :3

[RetailWorkhorse]

I will not chomp the hyena. I will not chomp the hyena. Iwillnotchompthehyena.

*Chomps*

*Spits out fuzz*

You don't taste as good as Flea-Bit.

[Hyena Dandy]

I will not chomp the hyena. I will not chomp the hyena. Iwillnotchompthehyena.

*Chomps*

*Spits out fuzz*

You don't taste as good as Flea-Bit.

EEP! *grins*

*Throws bacon and runs the other way*

[RetailWorkhorse]

*Tackles bacon*

BACON! <3




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