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  • We are the elite of retail. By Raps

    I've said it before, and I'll say it again in the future.

    We are the few people who know what we're doing in stores. We can be observed to be reading all the signs, not just the first few words before getting stuck. We make decisions. We don't crap on the floor.

    We are the elite of retail.

    It is our blessing and our curse.

    Our competence is what they crave, and they try to siphon it from us whenever they recognise us, and recognise us they do. You can see the dull glimmer of hope from beneath their neanderthal eyebrows and they struggle to comprehend difficult things, such as remembering to breath in and out in the right order.

    Cherish this recognition. It proves that we are still in a position of power.

    Rapscallion, had a hard day
    I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

    Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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    to you Raps!

    Hear hear!
    I AM the evil bastard!
    A+ Certified IT Technician

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      If it wasn't so long, I'd use it as a siggy.
      Unseen but seeing
      oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
      There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
      3rd shift needs love, too
      RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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