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A really naive and trusting guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he asks.
"I'm having a heart attack" cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone...but just as he's dialing 911, his 4 year old son comes in shouting "DADDY! DADDY! UNCLE TED'S HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET AND HE'S GOT NO CLOTHES ON!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom...past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.......sure enough....there's his brother "totally naked" cowering on the closet floor...........
"You rotten S.O.B.," says the husband, "My wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked, scaring the kids!!"
"What's up?" he asks.
"I'm having a heart attack" cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone...but just as he's dialing 911, his 4 year old son comes in shouting "DADDY! DADDY! UNCLE TED'S HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET AND HE'S GOT NO CLOTHES ON!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom...past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.......sure enough....there's his brother "totally naked" cowering on the closet floor...........
"You rotten S.O.B.," says the husband, "My wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked, scaring the kids!!"