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    A man who spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He had never seen a train or the tracks trains run on. While standing on the tracks, he heard a whistle. He didn't know what it was, so he just stood there. Not surprisingly, he got tossed to the side of the tracks with lots of broken bones, lots of internal injuries, and a few bruises and scrapes.

    After spending months in the hospital recovering, he was at his friend's house attending a party. While in the kitchen, he heard a tea kettle whistling. He grabbed a baseball bat from a nearby closet and bashed the tea kettle into an unrecognizable lump of metal.

    His friend heard the ruckus, dashed into the kitchen, and screamed "Good Lord, why did you destroy my good tea kettle?"

    The desert man replied, "Man, you gotta kill these things when they're small!"
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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