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    Wait, what did you just say?

    I pretty much post nothing about my employer because they do periodic internet searches for anything generated by employees. Which could obviously come back to bite me, if they're not happy with a given post. That said, I just really had to share this with a community who will appreciate it.

    One of the HR staff is taking 2 weeks off, and she stopped in to make sure all of her paperwork for my office was in order before she left. We were chatting with her for a few minutes and this happened on her way out.

    HR Lady: Yeah, I'm already in vacation mode, we're leaving for Las Vegas on Saturday and we won't be back for 2 weeks.

    Me: You're going to Vegas and not taking us? You suck.

    HR Lady: Yeah, but I'm really good at it.

    Everyone in my office:

    That was just about the last comment we expected from HR.
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    Quoth Gerrinson View Post
    That was just about the last comment we expected from HR.
    That's for sure Someone needs a refresher course
    I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

    Who is John Galt?
    -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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    • #3
      Our Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend thread would like a word with you ^_^ Plus, no context needed (a lack of context is actually preferred)! This one would fit right in!
      "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
      "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
      "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
      "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
      "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
      "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
      Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
      "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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      • #4
        Quoth Gerrinson View Post
        Me: You're going to Vegas and not taking us? You suck.

        HR Lady: Yeah, but I'm really good at it.
        That's probably how she got married and/or earned that vacation to Vegas.
        Last edited by EricKei; 04-05-2015, 06:55 PM. Reason: trimmed quote
        If anyone breaks the three pint rule, they'll be running all night to the pisser and back.

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