A small but heartfelt plea.

[Kit-Ginevra]

We do not mind you using the fitting rooms to try on clothes-that's what they're there for. However,especially as summer is on its way,and particularly if you are trying on trousers,we would request you wear underwear. It's a lot happier for everyone.


And to you Sir you know who you are.If you choose not to wear underwear and if your bits are appearing out of the bottom of your shorts,then a)those shorts are too small for you and b)that's an image that at some point will be being described to a mental trauma team.

[Aragarthiel]

There needs to be a term for that, like how there's "bottom biscuits" and "back boobs." "Shorts sausage?" XD

[Food Lady]

Thanks for the mental image. I am scarred for life now.

[Kittish]

There is a term for it. In the U.S. at any rate, it's called "indecent exposure" and will get you arrested and if found guilty added to the sex offender registry. How do I know this? Ex-hubby had a pair of shorts that apparently he didn't realize allowed that to happen and he wore them to work one day...

[PastryGal]

Dude was totally missing his under the butt nut hut.

[MoonCat]

Wouldn't you think they would start to wonder where that breeze was getting in...?