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I work in a store chain that is known for watch out for it's falling prices. I recently had two kids come through my register wanting to purchase a video game. OK sure no problem I get it from the case for em and when it runs through, it asks for ID for proof of age. Nope they don't have it. Why are I being an ass to them asking em for ID surely I can tell they are older than 17. I don't know ya folks, so I can't verify ya and the machine is wanting it not me. I personally just want to have a job. After much huffing and puffing and c'mon man from the two they finally get mad and holler "You're a homersexual!" Um ok? I had no idea that I was a flaming Homer Simpson. Interesting. I just said to them don't you mean homosexual? They got madder and walked off!
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That right there cranks their maximum age down to 12.Quoth tenzilkem View PostI am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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Nonono, you're not a flaming Homer Simpson. You're flaming for Homer Simpson!
Supporting the idiots charged with protecting your personal information.
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Could have been worse, it could have been:
Hugh Jazz
Al Coholic
I. P. Freely
Amanda Hugginkiss
Ivana Tinkle
Anita Bath
Myra Buttreiks
Or any other name Bart cranked called Moe on lolthe end of an era is not the completion of a destiny. Momentum comes when we believe the best for the future, we keep speaking life into the future, and we commit to the future - Brian HoustonComment
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"You know me, Marge...I like my music loud, my beer cold, and my homosexuals, fa-LAM-ing!"Quoth otakuneko View PostNonono, you're not a flaming Homer Simpson. You're flaming for Homer Simpson!Last edited by Monterey Jack; 01-27-2014, 05:12 PM.Comment
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Came here for this quote...was not disappointed.Quoth Monterey Jack View Post
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No it couldn't. There can be only one.Quoth brucetiki View PostKnowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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I...I've been on this board HOW many years and have only just now at this moment gotten that?Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
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I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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A homersexual ... is that a specialized sub-group?
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"Stupid sexy Flanders!"
Anyway, I find one of the perks of making kids follow the rules for M-Rated games is the occasional temper tantrum. It's even more delicious when the parents or grandparents side with me."Sigh, I'm going to Hell.....but I'm going with a smile on my face." -- GravekeeperComment
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Why couldn't the get all hot and bothered over the author of the Illiad and Odyssey? Aren't you being just a bit discriminatory, just focusing on those who are attracted to a cartoon character over and epic poet?
SC"...four of his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one..." W. Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing Act I, Sc I
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How could we forget the writer of those two epic tales? ((See what I did there?))
Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.Comment
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