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Old 01-06-2019, 11:51 PM
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I see so many brain dead SCs everyday that if I were to post about every single one it would take up so much of my time that I would have no life and probably starve and have no clean clothes.

I will attempt to cull the list of stories and only bring the very best of the worst.
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Old 01-07-2019, 05:10 AM
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Remember, the more you post, the more we laugh, and thus your post make us happy (sometimes).

So your posts can bring some happiness into this world, the world needs more happiness.
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Old 01-07-2019, 05:51 AM
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And by sharing the head-desk moments, you share the pain, lest you have to bear that burden yourself.
Still, almost every WTF moment you have is a chuckle for someone here, somehow.
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Old 01-07-2019, 06:14 AM
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I am kinda in the same boat. Yeah I get a LOT of SSDD SSDW SSDY type stuff and occurs with enough regularity and could fill several sub here.
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Old 01-07-2019, 12:03 PM
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Bundle them. Do a weekly grab-bag of idiots. You may find it helps you trim the number naturally, as the quality fools will stick in your mind longer whereas the regular daily morons can quickly be forgotten.
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Old 01-07-2019, 06:23 PM
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That or group them by theme, e.g. cheapskates, idiots too stupid for your product, idiots who shouldn't breed....but probably have, crappy parents, threats to call corporate. You get the idea.
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Old 01-08-2019, 01:37 PM
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...idiots who shouldn't breed....but probably have...
Or are trying to while on-site, in a most ill-advised manner...
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Old 01-08-2019, 07:14 PM
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While I don't have many stories to post in this forum myself either, my reasoning for it is that typically it's the same shit, different customer, and don't want to repeat the same song and dance numerous times with numerous customers.
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Old 01-11-2019, 11:56 AM
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Dave, don't spend effort trying to entertain us. But if you've had a rough encounter that day and feel like venting, feel free to do it here.
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