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Dude where's my muffler?
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Old 01-07-2019, 02:10 PM
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Default Dude where's my muffler?

Sitting here at La Dee Dodge on a Sat, where again they would of made more money if we were closed, but hey I got to look up everything I need for a rifle I'm building.
So breaking up this day was this jem of a call.

Caller- I have an 08 whoits- Where's my muffler? *what* no he's serious?
Caller- (the chorus to this sad song)
yea where's my muffler? I looked under my car and the tail pipe is going in my gas tank that that would make it explode right?
(After the third time started to keep track and he repeats this 17 times in the call)
My friends say I'm wrong but (repeat chorus x4)

Had I been a little less tired and slightly hung over I would of dead panned-
"in your glove box"

But instead I try to figure out how not to make this guy feel like a jackass.
Finally I get a word in, this guy would not STFU. Tell him that big silver pillow IS the muffler.
Repeat chorus x2

So I try using basic automotive terms and knowledge, lastly logic.
That failed
chorus x3

So I had looked up the car and had him google the PN and look at a picture.
Me- is this what your looking at?
Repeat chorus x5

This results a me doing a series of grunts and stuff to beat out of what the point of this was.
He wants a muffler, but $560 is too much, never mind he could see ( repeat chorus)
That it's one piece with the pipe from the cat Conv to the tail pipe.
No the tail pipe (chorus)

In the end he didn't want it. toooooooooooooo much
chorus

That's 10min I think St Peter owes me back.
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Old 01-13-2019, 06:59 PM
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Had I been a little less tired and slightly hung over I would of dead panned- "in your glove box"
At least you didn't do what a former boss (assistant camp director) would do with stupid questions. His answer was usually "up your ass and to the left..."
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Old 01-13-2019, 07:30 PM
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"Oh, that's too much for a muffler"

Heh, around here?

You'll pay that much, and then some, when either the PSI flunks you, or the PSP pull you over for "defective equipment"
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Old 01-13-2019, 07:37 PM
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"Oh, that's too much for a muffler"
Why am I reminded of this?
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