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    Couple comes up to my register tonight- now I have ZERO idea what the actual conversation was about. This is where I picked up:

    Girl: "So, what? Were you gonna whip it out?"
    Guy: *chuckles* "No."
    Me: "Oh, thank goodness! If you're gonna whip it out wait until you're at home."

    Them: *half a second of blank stare and then the moment of realization hits*
    Her: laughs so hard she almost can't breath
    Him: laughs but looks embarrased enough to want to be


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    Something similar happened to me once. There was nobody at our register, and the female cashier and I started talking about how hungry we were. She jokingly said that if I didn't bring her any food she would cook me and eat me. That's when I said "I'll definately eat you first!" right when a customer walked up. He said "Oh my God, not at the register, get a room!" and started laughing. We all 3 about died laughing, even though me and the cashier were thoroughly embarrassed
    Last edited by Jaden; 07-17-2006, 06:37 AM.
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      Similar situation happened to me at the hospital where I worked. There was an ER nurse that I had a thing for and I happened to swing by the department on one of my hourly rounds when one of her co-workers said, "Dana's not here tonight." I said, "Yeah, I know, I'm on top of that."



      Woopsy! I got a lot of crap from all the nurses for that one for a few months afterward.
      "The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts." - Steven Wright

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