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Old 04-05-2019, 03:49 PM
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Now, that's how you deal with bigotry.
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Old 05-05-2019, 02:46 PM
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Karma gets delivered, in the end.

TL;DR - OP encounters crazy woman at coffee shop, who continues harrassing OP outside the shop, ends up antagonizing someone else and crazy woman gets banned from coffee shop; sometime later, OP witnesses crazy woman nearly hit a pedestrian in crosswalk, crazy woman complains about "unreasonable people" to OP, who agrees; crazy woman recognizes OP and then angrily speeds off, and gets pulled over by a cop
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Old 05-12-2019, 02:23 PM
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A disturbing idea: Global Profiting System.

And a commenter pointed out that IBM has a patent for it.
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Old 05-13-2019, 12:22 AM
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And a commenter pointed out that IBM has a patent for it.
No, they don't. The link is to a published patent application. That application never issued as a patent and was abandoned.
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Old 05-16-2019, 06:13 PM
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No, they don't. The link is to a published patent application. That application never issued as a patent and was abandoned.
Probably a good thing....
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Old 06-02-2019, 05:32 PM
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Best response to this: "An armored car then"
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Old 08-11-2019, 07:24 PM
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"Um, lemme check if we have any in the back ..."
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Old 08-12-2019, 01:04 AM
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"Um, lemme check if we have any in the back ..."
Silence! I keel you!
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Old 08-15-2019, 03:49 PM
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Customer attempts to invoke Customer Standard Time. It's not very successful.
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