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couples and crazies and creepers, oh my! (Lupo's Shopping Shenanigans pt 11 million)
Ok. That's it. I'm starting a Lupo's Shopping Trip Bodyguard fund. Who wants to chip in, and does anyone have recommendations for who we should hire?
I think we should hire the security people from Target. Sounds like they were pretty savvy there and (hopefully) kicked the creep to the curb, or called the cops and had him arrested.
Damn, that was awful. I'm so glad you weren't hurt, Lupo. You did the right thing by calling attention to the problem. So many women are raised to "not make a scene" and that's exactly what the creeps are counting on, so the polite, demure women become their next victims.
See, the hilarious thing is, when I'm shopping with OTHER people, the crazy magnet shuts off!!
Naturally. Bullies and pervs go after lone targets, they won't mess with groups. Perhaps organize a shopping party once a week with three or five of your friends?
Ok, yes I would relocate to be the Bodyguard..but seeing as I have a bad history with shopping also..that might be tempting fate. Might create a vortex of suck that would rend the fabric of space and time, or something. Of course maybe the two forces would cancel each other out, and I would be about as useless as a lamp post.
Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.
I do make a pretty good Guard Gargoyle. For some reason I don't have to say or DO anything besides LOOK at somebody. Then they back away..slowly.
Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.
I do make a pretty good Guard Gargoyle. For some reason I don't have to say or DO anything besides LOOK at somebody. Then they back away..slowly.
Thats 'cause you Guard the Goyles. ... Everybody takes you for granite.
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
I'll tell my brother to look you up next time he heads for a sales convention in Texas, Lupo. Baby brother is 6'5", 250lbs, and has a VERY disturbing grin. He also has very little tolerance for creepers and won't hesitate to start LOOMING. BB looms very impressively.
He's also extremely fun to go shopping with. Boy has a clothes fetish and could happily shop all day.
What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --Gravekeeper
Ok. That's it. I'm starting a Lupo's Shopping Trip Bodyguard fund. Who wants to chip in, and does anyone have recommendations for who we should hire?
Please, don't. I gain great entertainment from Lupo's suffering.
You gotta polish a memory like a stone. Chip off the parts that remind you it was just a game. Work it until it's indistinguishable from any other memory.
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