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    A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

    After explaining the commandment to "honor thy father and thy mother," she asked "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

    Without missing a beat one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."

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    Oh yes! That is perfect!
    "Honestly officer, he asked for a shot and I gave him one. Why do you need the handcuffs?" - MannersMakethMan

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    • #3
      My mom teaches Sunday school once a month or so, and she told me a story once about when she was going over the Ten Commandments with her kids. One of them apparently accidentally combined two of them and came out with "Thou shalt not kill thy mother and father." I guess that's important to keep in mind too
      Stop driving me insane, I'm already within walking distance!

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      • #4
        I've been restraining myself from breaking that commandment for at least 30 years.
        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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