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Old 12-07-2013, 04:15 AM
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How does moses make coffee?




Hebrews it!!


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Old 12-07-2013, 02:11 PM
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Did Jew have to say that?
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Old 12-09-2013, 09:21 PM
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That Israeli funny.
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Old 12-15-2013, 02:07 AM
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I don't Noah thing . . .
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Old 12-15-2013, 05:17 AM
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Awww yall liked my punny

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Old 12-16-2013, 01:11 AM
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One thing I know about all of you. You are Abel to raise Cain.
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Old 12-20-2013, 09:22 AM
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Another groaner: A Southerner buys a house that's absolutely perfect. After the closing, he opens the front door, steps inside, and promptly falls into the basement. It's something he should have anticipated - after all, it was a house without a flaw.
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Old 12-23-2013, 04:23 AM
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What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A ba-boom!
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Old 12-25-2013, 03:10 AM
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Ouchie...lol

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So this premature ejaculator comes out of nowhere....
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