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  • #16
    Crazy one comes to place advert,
    Does not want to pay for it.
    Goes nuts so we call the po-lice,
    We don't need to deal with this

    SHHHAAAVING cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look keen.

    Wednesday is crunch day, my darling,
    Type all the words so they fit.
    My story got bumped to B-Section
    Where nobody ever reads

    SHHHAAAVING cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look keen.

    Bought game way back in the Oughties,
    Now they say, want to return it.
    This thing goes back two generations,
    And of course no receipt for that

    SHHHAAAVING cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look keen.

    New co-irker started this morning,
    All day on his ass, he does sit.
    Owner's kid, he can't get fired,
    I don't get paid enough for this

    SHHHAAAVING cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look keen.
    "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
    "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
    "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
    "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
    "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
    "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
    Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
    "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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    • #17
      A prospect contacted Seraph
      Said he wanted a website that's it
      When she quoted her prices
      He said she was full of
      shaving cream; be nice and clean; shave every day and you'll always look keen
      I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

      Who is John Galt?
      -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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      • #18
        Quoth taxguykarl View Post
        A prospect contacted Seraph
        Said he wanted a website that's it
        When she quoted her prices
        He said she was full of
        So he heisted one of her templates
        His new website cost less than spit
        She slapped him with a cease and desist
        You know she ain't got time for that...


        shaving cream; be nice and clean; shave every day and you'll always look keen
        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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        • #19
          Customer's kids tore up the store.
          It looks like an atom bomb hit!
          I told Mum, "Please control your children,"
          She said, "Why should I give a
          shaving cream; be nice and clean; shave every day and you'll always look keen
          I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
          My LiveJournal
          A page we can all agree with!

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          • #20
            Quoth XCashier View Post
            Customer's kids tore up the store.
            It looks like an atom bomb hit!
            I told Mum, "Please control your children,"
            She said, "Why should I give a
            Now they're racing around crowded aisles
            Her daughter's head, it just got split
            She should've looked out for that display
            Our insurance will not pay you....

            shaving cream; be nice and clean; shave every day and you'll always look keen
            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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            • #21
              You booked your room through a third party
              V-day crowds the buffet can't fit
              We didn't have your contact info
              So to warn you we couldn't do

              shaving cream; be nice and clean; shave every day and you'll always look keen
              Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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              • #22
                Draft finished just yesterday morning
                My editor's throwing a fit.
                It meets the contracted criteria
                But he says that I'm all full of

                shaving cream.....
                Seshat's self-help guide:
                1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
                2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
                3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
                4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

                "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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                • #23
                  Just finished cleaning the cat box,
                  So to my chair I go, to sit.
                  An awful smell wafts to my nostrils,
                  That damn furball just took a

                  SHHHAAAVING cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look keen.
                  "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                  "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                  "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                  "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                  "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                  "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                  Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                  "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                  • #24
                    The winter is no longer coming,
                    It's been snowing for quite a bit.
                    After spending the day doing shoveling,
                    My back has been giving me

                    SHHHAAAVING cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look keen.
                    PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

                    There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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                    • #25
                      Some custys will try to be clever,
                      Think they'll get what they want with some wit
                      Those custy's are easily defeated
                      'cause they're usually just full of...

                      SHHHAAAVING cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look keen.
                      Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.

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                      • #26
                        Agrabaga got a tow call incoming
                        Parked with a fake permit
                        He snickered and hooked up the car
                        Someone's now in some really deep
                        shaving cream; be nice and clean; shave every day and you'll always look keen
                        I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

                        Who is John Galt?
                        -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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                        • #27
                          There once was a boss with a backbone.
                          We all loved his humor and wit.
                          After too many customers whining
                          His spine's sadly now turned to..

                          SHHHAAAVING cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look keen.
                          The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.

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                          • #28
                            This customer bought half our yarn stock
                            (You could say she's a real knit-wit!)
                            She demanded to double her discounts
                            And screamed until I lost my
                            shaving cream; be nice and clean; shave every day and you'll always look keen
                            Last edited by XCashier; 02-19-2014, 02:48 PM.
                            I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
                            My LiveJournal
                            A page we can all agree with!

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                            • #29
                              I once knew a customer dreadful
                              Demanding and all in a snit.
                              The lift then enacted some Karma.
                              It got stuck and then she lost her

                              SHHHAAAVING cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look keen.
                              The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.

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                              • #30
                                Dense fog, snow, winds and now rain
                                The TM got in a big snit
                                Seems no one wants to do taxes
                                When they have to drive throught this
                                shaving cream; be nice and clean; shave every day and you'll always look keen
                                I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

                                Who is John Galt?
                                -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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