Given management's increasing obsession with "efficiency" (we all know what THAT means) and the fact that we apparently MUST have a soundtrack in the store for people to shop to ... here's my choice for workplace music. Played on an unending loop, at top volume.
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This should be sufficient to get customers in and out quickly...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeESkilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.
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This one's for when it's time to close up for the day."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me
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Quoth EricKei View PostThis one's for when it's time to close up for the day.Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.
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Quoth Pixelated View PostGiven management's increasing obsession with "efficiency" (we all know what THAT means) and the fact that we apparently MUST have a soundtrack in the store for people to shop to ... here's my choice for workplace music. Played on an unending loop, at top volume.
And sometime around October, or maybe September, you can switch to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E-47VmFopE.
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Quoth EricKei View PostThis one's for when it's time to close up for the day.
My response: I'd be much more inclined to stay once this started playing!!“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged.
One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world.
The other, of course, involves orcs." -- John Rogers
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