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    Given management's increasing obsession with "efficiency" (we all know what THAT means) and the fact that we apparently MUST have a soundtrack in the store for people to shop to ... here's my choice for workplace music. Played on an unending loop, at top volume.
    Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
    ~ Mr Hero

  • #2
    This is my preference.
    "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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    • #3
      This should be sufficient to get customers in and out quickly...

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE
      Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.

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      • #4
        This one's for when it's time to close up for the day.
        "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
        "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
        "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
        "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
        "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
        "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
        Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
        "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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        • #5
          Quoth EricKei View Post
          This one's for when it's time to close up for the day.
          I prefer this version.
          Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.

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          • #6
            Quoth Pixelated View Post
            Given management's increasing obsession with "efficiency" (we all know what THAT means) and the fact that we apparently MUST have a soundtrack in the store for people to shop to ... here's my choice for workplace music. Played on an unending loop, at top volume.
            A staple for Warner Brothers and their Saturday morning cartoons. Usually depicting chaos and frenzy,

            And sometime around October, or maybe September, you can switch to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E-47VmFopE.

            Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
            All of the video comments I read agree with you.
            Life is too short to not eat popcorn.
            Save the Ales!
            Toys for Tots at Rooster's Cafe

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            • #7
              Quoth EricKei View Post
              This one's for when it's time to close up for the day.
              A friend of mine said he had a sure-fire way of clearing out a party-- just play this song.

              My response: I'd be much more inclined to stay once this started playing!!
              “There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged.
              One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world.
              The other, of course, involves orcs." -- John Rogers

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