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"Stop looking at me so loud!"
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"I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor -
Squirrel. Squirrels everywhere.Don’t worry about what I’m up to. Worry about why you are worried about what I’m up to.Comment
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I got you. You people expect me to do my job or something.This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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Any drink can be violent, you just have to throw it at someone."I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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"March is coming to an end."
"IT'S MAY!"This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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CW1: "You don't know what I have in my coffee this morning."
CW2: "Whatever it is, I want some!
CW1: "I can't give you any - I don't have my pharmaceutical licence."
Different conversation, later:
"... and then he said, 'I got married instead of getting my Harley.'"Last edited by Ghel; 05-09-2019, 06:42 PM."I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira FurlanComment
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"Bagels evolve into Donuts, which evolve into Cake, which megaevolves into Wedding Cake"
"Ian, Bagels are NOT Pokémon!"My son thinks I'm Lucifer Morningstar. I'm not sure he's wrong.
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"I have a Penguin in my hand and I'm not afraid to use it!"
(I THINK the kid was playing Yu-Gi-Oh on his handheld, but I can't swear to it. BTW, I work in a doctor's office)My son thinks I'm Lucifer Morningstar. I'm not sure he's wrong.Comment
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"I don't think that's how pasta works.""I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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A (male) friend of mine once said-- "She moved out. Two weeks later I bought a motorcycle. No, I don't want to look at that too closely."Quoth Ghel View Post“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged.
One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world.
The other, of course, involves orcs." -- John RogersComment
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"No, no! That's JEFF Voorhees."This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.Comment
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"The kids wanna do her.""I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira FurlanComment
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"Come on HR, get your heads out of your asses!"Just sliding down the razor blade of life.
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"Ok, I need you to put the laptop on the ground and stomp on it 4 times"Just sliding down the razor blade of life.
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No, no, no! You're supposed to throw it out of the window.Quoth drunkenwildmage View PostThis site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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