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  • "Dammit, I dropped my probe!"

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    • "I did not set fire to that woman."
      PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

      There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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      • "Did anyone happen to see where her foot went to?"
        Just sliding down the razor blade of life.

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        • "He's useless but he's not."
          "I am quite confident that I do exist."
          "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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          • "Why do I have to do the nipple?"
            "I am quite confident that I do exist."
            "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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            • "I'd start with three pounds of meat, since two batches probably won't be enough, and then add six cans of chicken gumbo soup... Make sure you have enough buns, since you don't want to run out. You'll have several batches of sloppy joes with this."
              "I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
              -Mira Furlan

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              • "I told him that he needed to do what I said unless it was unsafe, illegal, immoral, or unethical."

                "What if it's fattening?"
                This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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                • "I'm going to check up on an install I did yesterday. I'm taking Justin's advice."
                  "Who?"
                  "You know Justin Case, don't you?"

                  "There's your bad joke for the day."
                  This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                  I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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                  • "How are you doing this fine Spring day?"
                    "I don't care what your calendar says. Snow is not Spring weather."
                    This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                    I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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                      "How are you doing this fine Spring day?"
                      "I don't care what your calendar says. Snow is not Spring weather."
                      My crack to my neighbor was "Looks like March isn't quite ready to go out like a lamb!"

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                      • "There's no way that should have worked."
                        "So was it still a bad idea?"
                        "I am quite confident that I do exist."
                        "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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                        • "We must be getting close to Easter, the chocolate bunnies are committing suicide."
                          "I am quite confident that I do exist."
                          "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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                          • "It's always darkest before it decides to get warm."
                            "I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
                            -Mira Furlan

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                            • "My rank has increased to Nuisance! I've never been so proud!"
                              "I often look at every second idiot and think, 'He needs more power.'" --Varric Tethras, Dragon Age II

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                              • "Is a BLT vegetarian?"

                                That was the point when I realised that humanity truly is doomed.
                                People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
                                My DeviantArt.

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