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*spelling mistake in title intentional*
We had someone fax over a resume that was... oh dear God... where to start... I think I'll just copy it (identifying information removed) for the post.
His coverletter wasn't too bad, aside from being hand written, but dear God, the job experience part... my eyes, they bleed.
*formatting copied as best as possible*
(job one, hotel, company name mispelled)
(address of job one, street mispelled)
I WORK THEIR FROM 2001 TO 2003
AS SHUTTLE DRIVER TAKING THE PEOPLE BACK FORWARD FROM THE HOTEL TO THE AIR PORT AND FROM THE AIRPORT TO THE HOTEL AND DUING OTHER JOBS IN THE HOTEL FROM ANSWER PHONE AND PICK UP THE PERSON FROM THE AIRPORT TO THE HOTEL AND TELLING THEMSTEP OUT DOOR NUMBER SIX OR DOOR NUMBER TEN.AND HELPING THE OTHERE PEOPLE IN THE HOTEL WITH THEIR JOBS ALSO AND HELPING THE MAINTICE PERSON WITH HIS JOB TOO.WHEN THE MANGER ASK ME TO TAKE A LARGE SUM MONEY TO THE BANK AND MAKE A DEPOSIT TO THEIR ACCOUNT I SAID I WOULD DO FOR YOU AND SHE SAID THANK.THE ONE NIGTH I WAS CALL IN THE MAIN MANGER OFFCE SHE TOLD ME THEY WERE TAKING OUT DINNER FOR ME AND OTHER HOTEL THAT WAS OWN BY THE (HOTEL) THAT COULD FINE A PERSON THAT I COULD BRING TO TAKE WITH ME COULDN'T FINE ONE AND GOT EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR AND NICE PLACK.I FEEL VWERY HAPPY PERSON GETTING THIS WARD.I WAS ALLWAYS ON TIME NEVR LATE.
(Job two, spelled corectly, parking place)
(address, oddly spelt right)
TAKING CARE OT PEOPLE THAT INTO THE PARKING LOT AND THEY WOULD TAKE A TICKETS FROM THE MACHINE AND PARK THEIR CAR AND OR TRUCK. AND WHEN THEY LEFT CAME TO THE BOOTH PAY WHAT THEY OWE US AND CASH THEM OUT.AND ALLWAYS ON TIME NEVER LATE.
(Job three, golf "coures")
(address)
CLEAN AROUND THE COURES AND TRIM AROUND PLACE AND MANY OTHER JOBS TO BE DONE.ALLWAS ON TIME AND NEVER LATE.
(job 4, car rental place... shocker, it's misspelled)
(address, misspelled)
CLEAN CARS AND TAKING THE CAR OR TRUCK TWO OTHER BRANCH TWO TRADE OUT FOR MOKE LIKE SMALLER CARS ANS STAGE THEM TO THE BODY SHOP OR CAR DEALERS SO THE PERSON WHEN GET THEIR CAR FIXOR THEIR TRUCK.AND NEVER LATE ALL WAS ON TIME.
(job 4, convenience store... hey he spelled it right)
(address)
CLEAN AROUND THE STORE AND MOPING THE FLOOR AND TAKING CARE OF COMUSTER WHEN THEY CAME IN TO BUY SOMETHING AND CASH THEM OUT AND SEND THEM ON THEIR WAY . TAKING CRAE OF COFFEEE AND ICECREAM AND CHANGING THE SODA FONATING AND MANY OTHER JOBS TWO.ALL WAS ON TIME NEVER LATE AT ALL.
OK, now that my eye hemoridge has stopped... where to begin... first, CAPS LOCK KEY ASSHOLE.
Second, spell check.
Third, a few hints about resumes... keep on point... you got employee of the year (how I'm not sure), great, say that you got employee of the year and what year and leave it at that, you don't have to go on and on about getting called into the office and being offered dinner.
Fourth- grammar, learn it, love it, live it.
Oh shit, I know there's more, but my brain just exploded.
We had someone fax over a resume that was... oh dear God... where to start... I think I'll just copy it (identifying information removed) for the post.
His coverletter wasn't too bad, aside from being hand written, but dear God, the job experience part... my eyes, they bleed.
*formatting copied as best as possible*
(job one, hotel, company name mispelled)
(address of job one, street mispelled)
I WORK THEIR FROM 2001 TO 2003
AS SHUTTLE DRIVER TAKING THE PEOPLE BACK FORWARD FROM THE HOTEL TO THE AIR PORT AND FROM THE AIRPORT TO THE HOTEL AND DUING OTHER JOBS IN THE HOTEL FROM ANSWER PHONE AND PICK UP THE PERSON FROM THE AIRPORT TO THE HOTEL AND TELLING THEMSTEP OUT DOOR NUMBER SIX OR DOOR NUMBER TEN.AND HELPING THE OTHERE PEOPLE IN THE HOTEL WITH THEIR JOBS ALSO AND HELPING THE MAINTICE PERSON WITH HIS JOB TOO.WHEN THE MANGER ASK ME TO TAKE A LARGE SUM MONEY TO THE BANK AND MAKE A DEPOSIT TO THEIR ACCOUNT I SAID I WOULD DO FOR YOU AND SHE SAID THANK.THE ONE NIGTH I WAS CALL IN THE MAIN MANGER OFFCE SHE TOLD ME THEY WERE TAKING OUT DINNER FOR ME AND OTHER HOTEL THAT WAS OWN BY THE (HOTEL) THAT COULD FINE A PERSON THAT I COULD BRING TO TAKE WITH ME COULDN'T FINE ONE AND GOT EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR AND NICE PLACK.I FEEL VWERY HAPPY PERSON GETTING THIS WARD.I WAS ALLWAYS ON TIME NEVR LATE.
(Job two, spelled corectly, parking place)
(address, oddly spelt right)
TAKING CARE OT PEOPLE THAT INTO THE PARKING LOT AND THEY WOULD TAKE A TICKETS FROM THE MACHINE AND PARK THEIR CAR AND OR TRUCK. AND WHEN THEY LEFT CAME TO THE BOOTH PAY WHAT THEY OWE US AND CASH THEM OUT.AND ALLWAYS ON TIME NEVER LATE.
(Job three, golf "coures")
(address)
CLEAN AROUND THE COURES AND TRIM AROUND PLACE AND MANY OTHER JOBS TO BE DONE.ALLWAS ON TIME AND NEVER LATE.
(job 4, car rental place... shocker, it's misspelled)
(address, misspelled)
CLEAN CARS AND TAKING THE CAR OR TRUCK TWO OTHER BRANCH TWO TRADE OUT FOR MOKE LIKE SMALLER CARS ANS STAGE THEM TO THE BODY SHOP OR CAR DEALERS SO THE PERSON WHEN GET THEIR CAR FIXOR THEIR TRUCK.AND NEVER LATE ALL WAS ON TIME.
(job 4, convenience store... hey he spelled it right)
(address)
CLEAN AROUND THE STORE AND MOPING THE FLOOR AND TAKING CARE OF COMUSTER WHEN THEY CAME IN TO BUY SOMETHING AND CASH THEM OUT AND SEND THEM ON THEIR WAY . TAKING CRAE OF COFFEEE AND ICECREAM AND CHANGING THE SODA FONATING AND MANY OTHER JOBS TWO.ALL WAS ON TIME NEVER LATE AT ALL.
OK, now that my eye hemoridge has stopped... where to begin... first, CAPS LOCK KEY ASSHOLE.
Second, spell check.
Third, a few hints about resumes... keep on point... you got employee of the year (how I'm not sure), great, say that you got employee of the year and what year and leave it at that, you don't have to go on and on about getting called into the office and being offered dinner.
Fourth- grammar, learn it, love it, live it.
Oh shit, I know there's more, but my brain just exploded.
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