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    Mary had been working hard and decided to treat herself to a night with "the girls." Knowing she had to get up early the next day, she told her husband that she would be home by midnight, "I promise!" She said.

    Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, she headed for home.

    Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

    Quickly, realizing her husband would probably wake up, and would probably be a little upset at her inebriated state, as well as the late hour, she cuckooed another 9 times.

    She was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos total = 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

    The next morning her husband asked her what time she got in, and she told him "Midnight".

    He didn't seem pissed off at all. "Whew! Got away with that one" she said to herself!

    Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

    When she asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
    Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.
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