Green Bay Packers 2007 schedule!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Get your tickets now Packer fans!!!

September:
9. Wilson Jr. High School
16. Cub Scout Troop 101
23. Green Bay Academy for the Blind
30. Spanish American War Vets

October:
7. Menasha Crippled Children's Home
14. Jefferson City State Hospital Polio Patients
21. Girl Scout Troop 353
28. Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

November:
4. Wisconsin VD Clinic Post #3
11. De Pere Boys Choir
18. Appleton Mental Hospital
25. Cleveland Browns

Special Monday Night Game!
December 3. St. Raphael's Christian Women's Association

Rule changes from last year:

• When playing polio patients, the Packers may not disconnect knee braces.
• When playing the blind academy, the Packers may not hide the football under their jerseys.

Rules the same from last year:

• A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line, for all you Packer fans who have forgotten what this is!) is still worth 6 points.
• The Packers will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
• The Packers will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time during the course of the game.
• The Packers will be awarded a first down with every gain of 3 yards or more.
• The Packers will be awarded 10 timeouts, as opposed to 3 for the other team

Name change:
The Green Bay Packers will be merged with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The new team name will be the Green Bay Tampacks, as they are good for only one period and have no second string.

Coaching changes:
Mike McCarthy will be replaced as head coach by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt blow a few, but will not choke on the big ones!

I'm thinking 12-4, maybe 13-3. Super Bowl here we come!