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  • "Hey guys check this out." *links a customer account*

    "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! Is kill it with fire an option?"

    "Haha no I wish."

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    • "You're a Snarky Puppy! ... That's a band, lead singer <coworker>!"
      "I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
      -Mira Furlan

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      • "I wish I could do this one-handed, but then it would probably be illegal."
        "I am quite confident that I do exist."
        "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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        • "This is a bad case of tech-ese. Let me see if I can run it through my tech to human translator."

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          • via MOC:

            Manager: Would you like to do (awful task)?

            Me: Do I have a choice?

            Manager: Hahaha no.

            Me: Then I would LOVE to do (awful task)! Nothing could make my life better!!!

            Manager: LOL

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            • "There's a very fine line between 'shoppable' and 'boobytrap'."
              "I am quite confident that I do exist."
              "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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              • "It's September, so why is it so damn hot today?"

                "Because England."

                (This is the sequel to my last post)
                People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
                My DeviantArt.

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                • "These shells will burn in hell!"
                  Replace anger management with stupidity management.

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                  • "I have no clue if that was an awesome idea or a really horrible one."
                    "Well, you've got about 15 minutes to figure it out."
                    "I am quite confident that I do exist."
                    "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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                    • Them: "I know you probably hear this all the time, but this is very important and needs to get handled right away."
                      J2K: "You're right. I DO hear that all the time."
                      Them: "Ha ha ha! But this time, it's actually true."
                      J2K: "They say that, too."
                      PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

                      There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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                      • "I'll take your sheet."
                        This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                        I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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                        • "Hey, can you un-thingy that thingy?"
                          "I am quite confident that I do exist."
                          "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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                          • "No, dammit, give me all the drugs!"
                            "I often look at every second idiot and think, 'He needs more power.'" --Varric Tethras, Dragon Age II

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                            • "It's better to beg forgiveness than ask permission."

                              "I can't call him a f**kwad. That word implies eventual usefulness."
                              "I am quite confident that I do exist."
                              "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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                              • Quoth Dreamstalker View Post
                                "It's better to beg forgiveness than ask permission."
                                I wonder if the imparter of this nugget is the same person who keeps causing you double work when they do shit wrong?
                                This was one of those times where my mouth says "have a nice day" but my brain says "go step on a Lego". - RegisterAce
                                I can't make something magically appear to fulfill all your hopes and dreams. Believe me, if I could I'd be the first person I'd help. - Trixie

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