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    Three men in Minnesota were waiting for the results of their wives' ultrasound.

    The doctor says to the first man, "Congratulations, you're going to have twins."
    The man says, "What a coincidence. I work for the Minnesota Twins."

    The doctor says to the second man, "Congratulations, you're going to have triplets."
    The man says, "What a coincidence. I work for 3M."

    The third man immediately burst into tears. The doctor asks him what's wrong.
    The man says, "I work for 84 Lumber."
    This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

    I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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    LOL...that's pretty funny!

    I heard a similar one. Three pregnant women are sitting in the waiting room, getting ready to get their ultrasounds.

    First lady: "I'm going to have a boy, because when we conceived I was on bottom."

    Second lady: "In that case, I'm going to have a girl, because when we conceived I was on top."

    Third lady: "I guess that means I'm having puppies..."
    Last edited by MadMike; 03-15-2016, 01:26 AM. Reason: Please don't quote the entire post. We've already read it.
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    • #3
      Another similar one.

      Four women were at an informal "pop psychology" session.

      P: You're obsessed with money, that's why you named your daughter Penny.

      W1: Wow! I've always been worried about running short of cash.

      P: You're obsessed with sweets, that's why you named your daughter Candy.

      W2: Spot on!

      P: You like your booze a little too much, that's why you named your daughters Sherry and Brandy.

      W3: I do like to tipple.

      W4: (Stands up) This is bullshit, I'm out of here! Willy, Peter, Dick - grab your coats, we're leaving.
      Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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