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I witnessed a minor fracas between two customers today (which is why I'm putting this here, as I wasn't directly involved), with one woman yelling at a man about how he told her to "Get the fuck out of my way" or something to this effect (I didn't hear that part), and then berating him with the memorable insult, "Lemme guess...you live alone and microwave all of your own meals, don't you?!"
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Hey! I don't live alone but I do microwave most of our meals. There is a lot of pretty good microwave meals out there. Not like back in the old days."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me." -
I...wait...what? o_O
Maybe he was accusing her of being lazy or something, but that's a pretty sad attempt at an insult on that woman's part. Cooking is cooking; do it the way that works for you!"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
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"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
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It was the woman who dropped the "microwaved meals" insult, not the man.Quoth EricKei View PostComment
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Thanks! Fixed.
Ya see, this is what I get for getting up before I wake up."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - meComment
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I would assume he'd said something first regarding her making him a sandwich or similar.This was one of those times where my mouth says "have a nice day" but my brain says "go step on a Lego". - RegisterAce
I can't make something magically appear to fulfill all your hopes and dreams. Believe me, if I could I'd be the first person I'd help. - TrixieComment
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