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  • Confunded criminal of the week...

    Have you seen this wizard?


    "A DOPEY thief in Harry Potter garb was caught out by the CCTV camera he nicked.
    The wally wizard clearly lacked an invisibility cloak as his image has now been made public.
    Footage shows the thief in a robe and scarf in the distinctive scarlet and gold of Gryffindor — along with the HP logo.
    He had scaled the side of marketing agency Be My Social’s building to steal the camera.
    The *company put the image online, joking: “Wanted by Azkaban!A misguided young wizard committed the crime of theft.

    “Luckily, the enchanted item managed to betray this member of Gryffindor, and Dementors are in pursuit.”

    Kirsty Woods, of Be My Social in Doncaster, South Yorks, said: “We were concerned he’d target our neighbours, too.”

    Police want to hear from anyone who knows him."
    The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.

  • #2
    Where's Voldemort when you need him ....

    Seriously, what was this twit thinking? "Yeah, I'll wear really REALLY noticeable clothing and then I'll stare right into the security camera too!"
    Last edited by Pixelated; 07-12-2021, 09:32 PM.
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    • #3
      How about this prizewinner? PD posts to Facebook about this fugitive wanted for accessory to murder, among other charges, and she replies to that post asking about the reward for her capture!
      "Crazy may always be open for business, but on the full moon, it has buy one get one free specials." - WishfulSpirit

      "Sometimes customers remind me of zombies, but I'm pretty sure that zombies are smarter." - MelindaJoy77

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      • #4
        cop> "Why sure, Miss, why don't you come down to the station and we'll be glad to discuss it with you."
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        • #5
          Forget about Saul. She'd better call Miss Scarlet, because she hasn't got a clue.
          Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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