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  • Go home. You are too drunk to be allowed out...

    Drunk guy on the bus.
    We can empathize with the fact that you've realized your phone is missing and you're trying to rummage around frantically for it before the bus gets to your stop.
    We however have never had to tell the driver that he 'isn't going anywhere until everyone has been searched because someone's stolen it whilst I was passed out'.
    This is 4 in the afternoon....
    At least you had the grace to apologize when you found it in your backpack where it had been sitting happily all along.
    We also have neither been so drunk(I believe-others'experience may vary) that we have had to sit on the bus ramp and lower ourselves down to stop ourselves rolling into a heap in the road.
    Neither have we then having negotiated the getting off, tried to get back on again because we haven't realized it's the same bus we've just left...
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  • #2
    That sounds a lot like a slap stick routine from a 1930's comedy movie.
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    • #3
      Guess we should be glad this idiot wasn't out driving at least.
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      • #4
        Oh, perish the thought!
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        • #5
          Well at least he wasn't driving.

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