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At the moment, our train is running 45 minutes late because of 'an attempted theft of the signals'.... so if you see some oik racing past with a giant set of lights and a movable lever tucked under their arm, we'd like to have a word with them....
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I'm sure they will track him down."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me." -
Unfortunately, Kit got railroaded out of his time.This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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Now that's a sleeper crime.I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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Why would anyone do that? He must have a "loco"motive.Comment
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Whoever did that really didn't make the grade.
I don't see why anyone would choo-choo-choose to do such a thing.
He is the engineer of his own failure.
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We will shunt you to a passing siding.Quoth EricKei View Post"I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."Comment
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I guess they went round the bendI'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
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It's usually the wiring they're after, you'd better call the coppers!This was one of those times where my mouth says "have a nice day" but my brain says "go step on a Lego". - RegisterAce
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I hope someone blows the whistle on them.Comment
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It didn't take long for this thread to get up to steam.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
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A reminder from your local grouch and misfortune-teller; this thread is an absolute train wreck and is headed nowhere. I strongly suggest you switch tracks while you still can.Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.Comment
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But we all have a one track mind. Are you trying to derail us? Or just shunt us off to the side?Quoth Kristev View Post"I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."Comment
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Something did just occur to me: This means that a train in the UK was late; that's a very serious offense -- almost as bad as wasting tea. Tell me, how many heads ended up on pikes because of this?
(for those unfamiliar: "I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I would look up at your lifeless eyes and wave like this. [waves as above] . . .Can you and your associates arrange this for me?" - Vir Cotto, Babylon 5)
Oh, sorry, I almost forgot to bring a bad pun along for the ride. Terribly sorry. *ahem*
I'm sure this made some folks blow their stacks."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
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Clearly not enough. Because if beheadings were the punishments for late trains, then the Replacement Bus Service would not be a thing.Quoth EricKei View Post
If you didn't, then the reddit thread I linked will certainly engineer some anger for the Brits on the board.I'm sure this made some folks blow their stacks.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
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