Fun story!
I woke up, had to pee and was checking my email real quick while I was doing it. I walk back to bed, with my laptop under one arm and catch my foot on the corner.
By human instinct I put my left arm out to catch me, start twisting my torso to avoid the window infront of me and fall against the wall hearing a crash as I do so. I look up and realize my arm is through the window.
I pull my self up, check myself, pull out some stray pieces of glass from my arm pit and hair, and look at my arm.
Bruise on in said arm pit, some bruising on my forearm, but otherwise ok.
I look at the window. A dent in the blinds and curtain.
I pull the curtains back, raise the blinds.
The window is gone. I don't mean I pushed the glass out, I mean I broke the whole dang thing, there is glass all around the edge still.
I put my arm through a window.
Without a single drop of blood shed.
I woke up, had to pee and was checking my email real quick while I was doing it. I walk back to bed, with my laptop under one arm and catch my foot on the corner.
By human instinct I put my left arm out to catch me, start twisting my torso to avoid the window infront of me and fall against the wall hearing a crash as I do so. I look up and realize my arm is through the window.
I pull my self up, check myself, pull out some stray pieces of glass from my arm pit and hair, and look at my arm.
Bruise on in said arm pit, some bruising on my forearm, but otherwise ok.
I look at the window. A dent in the blinds and curtain.
I pull the curtains back, raise the blinds.
The window is gone. I don't mean I pushed the glass out, I mean I broke the whole dang thing, there is glass all around the edge still.
I put my arm through a window.
Without a single drop of blood shed.
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