Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

New meaning to the term "Mile high club" (VERY NSFW!!)

Collapse
This topic is closed.
X
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 1
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous template Next
  • #1

    New meaning to the term "Mile high club" (VERY NSFW!!)

    http://www.turnto23.com/news/your-ne...ape-speaks-out

    http://www.themarysue.com/sex-skydiving-faa/

    So to make this short and sweet, a couple decided that apparently joining the mile high club in the "normal" way was too old fashioned. They instead decided to join it while SKYDIVING.

    Yes, you heard that right, SKYDIVING.

    They apparently started going at it before they jumped out, then continued it in midair. Somehow they avoided getting any indecent exposure charges.

    Links are VERY NSFW!!! (they also do not show the sex act in question, both links have blurred stills)

    All I can say is
    The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

    Now queen of USSR-Land...
    Tags: None
  • #2
    They better be careful, it's coming up fast. Apparently, their parachute wasn't the only thing that deployed.
    This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

    I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

    Comment

    • #3
      Are both people wearing the same shute? Because if they aren't and one's shute is "prematurely deployed", that could lead to a very painful withdrawl...
      "Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021

      Comment

      • #4
        Quoth El Pollo Guerrera View Post
        ... one's shute is "prematurely deployed", that could lead to a very painful withdrawl...
        I swear, that never happens.
        This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

        I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

        Comment

        • #5
          The article is from 2011 - I actually saw some of the clip on the tv show "Rude Tube" (that shows all sorts of silly clips from the internet, some are NSFW and some ain't).

          As the show described it, it was a case of two porn actors that wanted to take stuff to the next level, and not an ordinary couple.
          A theory states that if anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for, it will be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

          Another theory states that this has already happened.

          Comment

          • #6
            I guess we now know who gives a flying f*ck.

            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

            Comment

            • #7
              Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
              I guess we now know who gives a flying f*ck.

              When you start at zero, everything's progress.

              Comment

              • #8
                Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                I guess we now know who gives a flying f*ck.

                Dammit. Now where did we put that +1 button?! >_<
                "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

                Comment

                • #9
                  "Did the earth move for you?"

                  "No! It wouldn't even get out of the way! I'm all one big bruise!" (and an inch thick)
                  I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                  Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                  Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

                  Comment

                  • #10
                    Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                    I guess we now know who gives a flying f*ck.

                    You. Win. Everything.

                    Comment

                    • #11
                      Quoth NorthernZel View Post
                      As the show described it, it was a case of two porn actors that wanted to take stuff to the next level, and not an ordinary couple.
                      Last I checked, the Mile High Club doesn't discriminate
                      The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                      Now queen of USSR-Land...

                      Comment

                      Previous template Next
                      Working...
                      X