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**CaroPhoenix** · 08-24-2009, 12:26 PM

You just think they taste good; your taste buds are playing tricks on you again.

What is stuck on my foot?

**BookstoreEscapee** · 08-24-2009, 11:51 PM

They're your toenails, dear.

Should I give a warning?

**CaroPhoenix** · 08-25-2009, 08:59 AM

Nah, it's more fun to eat popcorn and laugh at those caught.

Who's really behind it?

**BookstoreEscapee** · 08-25-2009, 10:18 PM

I am. Shhh.

Where have you been hiding?

**CaroPhoenix** · 08-25-2009, 10:50 PM

The Twilight Zone.

Who has a scarey voice?

**BookstoreEscapee** · 08-25-2009, 11:39 PM

Why, Richard Scarry, of course.

How many fish in the sea?

**DGoddessChardonnay** · 08-26-2009, 12:17 AM

Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post

Why, Richard Scarry, of course.

How many fish in the sea?

Less than the amount of those who were caught but not thrown back.

Why does Wendyburger insist on sitting in the middle of the road?

**CaroPhoenix** · 08-26-2009, 01:29 AM

They don't want to get to the other side.

Who is here to serve man?

**BookstoreEscapee** · 08-26-2009, 02:07 AM

The Kanamits. (It's a cookbook!!!)

What's your best guess?

**CaroPhoenix** · 08-26-2009, 12:49 PM

The square root of 6,948.

Can we build something?

**DGoddessChardonnay** · 08-26-2009, 10:48 PM

Just go fetch Gene Hackman, Bob Villa and Tim "The Toolman" Taylor . . .and we'll demolish something instead.

Who wants to do the cooking tonight?

**CaroPhoenix** · 08-26-2009, 11:24 PM

Taco Bell & McDonald's.

How do you test a memory?

**DGoddessChardonnay** · 08-27-2009, 12:27 AM

A bonus round of Jeopardy followed by a half hour of Concentration.

How many DVD's can I stack before I reach the ceiling?

**BookstoreEscapee** · 08-27-2009, 01:14 AM

3. It's a really low ceiling.

How can I kill without leaving a trace?

**XCashier** · 08-27-2009, 03:19 AM

Don't kill anybody named Trace!

What'd he do to you anyway?

Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!