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Old 08-15-2018, 12:26 AM
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how is mac & cheese a vegetable??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIuVhtDiiso
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Heehee. When a plate lunch or dinner at a restaurant allows you to "pick X vegetables," it's our way of saying "pick X side items" ^_^ Mostly because the majority of the choices will actually be veggies, or at least contain some (e.g. mac n cheese w/Rotel diced tomatoes). And hey, mac n cheese includes flour! That...kinda counts, right?
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And hey, mac n cheese includes flour! That...kinda counts, right?
Nope, that's cereals. Sorry.
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At a local "Southern Buffet" the vegetables choices usually are:
Green beans
Corn casserole
Mashed potatoes and gravy
Mac & cheese
Rice
Fried okra
Turnip greens
Fried green tomatoes

3 out of 8 ain't bad.

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At a local "Southern Buffet" the vegetables choices usually are:
Green beans
Corn casserole
Mashed potatoes and gravy
Mac & cheese
Rice
Fried okra
Turnip greens
Fried green tomatoes
... darn you. Now I want fried okra. It's not easy to find good fried okra around here.

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Old 08-16-2018, 09:35 PM
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Mac & cheese with Rotel?? Mmmmmmm....!
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how is mac & cheese a vegetable??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIuVhtDiiso
The Southerner's definition of vegetables: Anything that doesn't have meat in it.
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... darn you. Now I want fried okra. It's not easy to find good fried okra around here.
YUP best I can find up here is in the frozen section. Now I just have to get a deep fryer
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The Southerner's definition of vegetables: Anything that doesn't have meat in it.
At my local Mission BBQ, the green beans have bacon in them. I bet the beans do too. They do have a decent side salad, though.

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At a local "Southern Buffet" the vegetables choices usually are:
Green beans *snip*
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the green beans have bacon in them.
These have several chunks of ham.
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