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"Are you calling me a liar?"
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Old 06-11-2018, 10:02 PM
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Well, yes, cuz you kinda are.

The SC tried to return an item to the store claiming he'd bought it here, but he'd lost the receipt. It wasn't even something that's sold in the main store! When I pointed this out to him, he came out with the immortal line quoted in the title. Apparently, we're all thieves out to steal his money cuz I refused his refund, and he's never coming back. x 100000.
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Old 06-12-2018, 12:13 AM
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"Are you calling me a liar?"

"Well, I ain't calling you a truther!"
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"I'm not calling you a liar, I'm just saying that your memory of events differs substantially to the available facts."
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It reminds me of a conversation between two co-workers in terms break room about another employee who got fired. One of them said "she's a liar. It's what she's good at."

To which I replied, "Well she can't be that good at it if she got caught."

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Old 06-12-2018, 09:03 PM
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"I'm not calling you a liar, I'm just saying that your memory of events differs substantially to the available facts."
This SC rejects the reality we share and substitutes his own.
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Old 06-13-2018, 06:01 PM
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I'm just remembering a few webcomics that show a brand new, first time this brand is in town, freshly built in the last 3 months building, Grand Opening signs all about... Store has been open maybe a whole 15 minutes before some SC wanders in, squawking about how they've been coming here for 20 years and...

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Old 06-16-2018, 06:06 AM
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A happy memory for me, a lady huffing around looking for a certain ribbon. She was saying we move our stock too much, it was for a wedding! Blah blah. I take the spool and scan it. It doesn't show up at all, not even a clearance price. I see the words, "Made exclusively for Competing Craft Store." At least she wasn't mean after I showed that to her.
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Old 06-17-2018, 12:13 AM
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"I'd phrase it more elegantly myself, of course."

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Old 06-17-2018, 04:10 AM
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He's not a liar, he just strongly identifies with alternative facts.
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Old 06-17-2018, 04:36 AM
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He's not a liar, he just strongly identifies with alternative facts.
... and then you take his car.
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