Yam flips me the bird (photo)

[Shalom]

So I'm a little weird sometimes. Aren't we all.

I was cooking yesterday, and my kids were hanging around, so I figured I'd put on a bit of a show for them... grabbed this enormous sweet potato that had been hanging around for a while and tried to see what would happen if I cut it with an apple slicer. Unfortunately this thing was like wood inside and it jammed halfway down. I had to cut off the outriggers with a knife to dislodge the cutter, which is now bent and I probably need a new one.

Now the resulting piece of what's left is making an obscene gesture at me.



I swear, I did not intend it to come out that way.

[sms001]

I yam what I yam!

lol. Guess that 'tater showed you, eh?

[Der Cute]

And I only thought the vulgar veggies were crook-necked squashes or cucumbers.

[Dreamstalker]

Horseradish root can be obscene, no deformities necessary. I once had to endure a five-minute rant by some lady whose 5-yo found it in the bin.

[Mishi]

*giggles* I pulled one out of Nan's garden that looked like male genitalia, so of course, I knocked on the window and waggled it at her. She laughed so hard!

[Food Lady]

Mandrake is supposed to look like a man or his genitalia. Supposed to be an aphrodesiac. But yams? I thought they were fairly innocent....

[Eevie]

*giggles* I pulled one out of Nan's garden that looked like male genitalia, so of course, I knocked on the window and waggled it at her. She laughed so hard!

Well thank god I wasn't drinking water there! Somehow, that's something I could see my mom or myself doing.