Blessings of the Workplace.

[ShadowTiger]

1) "May your truck be empty and your coffee full."

2) "May you never have too little shelf space and too many goods to stock."

3) "May corporate treat you like their children and not like anyone else's children."

4) "May the solitary thinking by reserved for those who it would benefit the most, and not from those it would benefit the least."

5) "May the unwashed masses remain behind the counter and not stocked in the trays inside the counter."

6) "May their goods leap off of the shelves and into their awaiting shopping carts."

7) "May the shopping carts return to their stable for the evening and not remain in the pasture to graze."

Go.

[EvilEmpryss]

8) May your customers actually listen when you answer the question they just asked.

9) May your customers not be on drugs (or act like they are) unless medically necessary, in which case may they actually be taking them.