Try out the "night out simulator"...

[Lace Neil Singer]

... If you dare! XD

http://www.iondesign.net/drinkometer2/

Click on stuff around the room, like Yoda, for extra laughs.

Oh yeah, and my rating is Ozzy Osbourne. XD

[BookstoreEscapee]

Courtney Love!

[wolfie]

Playing around with it, I tried emptying the fridge (2 pizza, 3 soda, no booze) and got Ned Flanders (toxic level 0).

2 beers was still Ned, 3 was Cliff Richards.

The "Engineering approach" (40 beers, toxic level 40) wad Oliver Reed.

Going the musical route, the Rover's "Wasn't that a party" led to Ozzy (level 20) or Oliver (level 26) - lyrics were "Could have been the whiskey, might have been the gin, could have been the 3 or 4 six-packs, look at the mess I'm in"

"Georgia in a jug" (click on the closest type when some form of booze is mentioned) is Jim Morrison (level 9).

"Wild Turkey" is Jim (level 10)