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  • Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
    Granted. Your live is now devoid of purpose until the weekend.

    I wish for a sushi lunch.
    Granted, but it's overcooked.

    I wish for the courage to tell Angelica how I feel about her.
    "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

    RIP Plaidman.

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    • Granted. Sorry about that nasty case of laryngitis you just developed...

      I wish I could taste the rainbow.
      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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      • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
        Granted. Sorry about that nasty case of laryngitis you just developed...

        I wish I could taste the rainbow.
        Oooh! Good one!

        Granted......you could, but I'm not letting you.

        I wish it was Saturday.
        "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

        RIP Plaidman.

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        • Quoth Dave1982 View Post

          I wish it was Saturday.
          Granted...but, uh, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday...so if you could be here around nine....

          I wish the weather would stay like this.
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
            Granted...but, uh, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday...so if you could be here around nine....

            I wish the weather would stay like this.
            Another good one, but I already have to go in on Saturday, so

            Granted.....the weather stays beautiful and comfortable, but in a few years the lack of rain will turn your area into an arid, inhospitable desert.

            I wish for a promotion at work.
            "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

            RIP Plaidman.

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            • Quoth Dave1982 View Post
              Another good one, but I already have to go in on Saturday, so

              Granted.....the weather stays beautiful and comfortable, but in a few years the lack of rain will turn your area into an arid, inhospitable desert.

              I wish for a promotion at work.
              Well, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too... (that's on that page, too).

              You'll get a promotion at work...the latest promotion is "EVERYTHING'S A DOLLAR!!! COME ON DOWN AND STOCK UP ON ALL YOUR OFFICE SUPPLIES NOW!!" Have fun!

              I wish my computer would stop asking if I want to make a backup disk because I ALREADY DID!!!! Gah!
              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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              • Granted, it stopped asking because it crashed and burned and is now a lovely paper weight.

                I wish I didn't have food allergies anymore.
                It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. -Office space

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                • Quoth BarbieGirl View Post
                  I wish I didn't have food allergies anymore.
                  Granted, but now you get to be allergic to POLLEN, like the rest of us!

                  I wish I could actually get to sleep at a decent hour.
                  "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                  --StanFlouride

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                  • Granted. But you wake up at an indecent hour.

                    I wish the waiting was done.
                    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                    • Granted. But now you'll never get a drink refill, dessert, or the check.

                      I wish I had better hearing.
                      "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                      • Granted, now you can hear EVERYTHING. and I mean EVERYTHING.

                        I wish I was out of debt.
                        In my heart, in my soul, I'm a woman for rock & roll.
                        She's as fast as slugs on barbituates.

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                        • Granted. Now someone owes you and you can't collect.

                          I wish someone didn't owe me a debt.
                          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                          • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                            Granted. Now someone owes you and you can't collect.

                            I wish someone didn't owe me a debt.
                            granted. you now owe THEM!!!

                            I wish I could shake this spacey/disoriented feeling I've had all afternoon.
                            "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

                            RIP Plaidman.

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                            • Granted. But now you can't stop shaking.

                              I wish I was...someone else
                              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                              • Granted. You have just been arrested for impersonating BookstoreEscapee.

                                I wish I knew the secret.
                                "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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