Not Your Tomatoes!

[RootedPhoenix]

The air of entitlement really grinds my gears. I love sharing, but, dang. Ask first before you take something someone obviously spent their time on.

[Brojekk]

Could have been worse, could have been this lady.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrZq7qS6cuI

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Is that the one where the lady is taking the rhubarb?

[XCashier]

Is that the one where the lady is taking the rhubarb?

Yes it is, and I don't think I'd call her a lady, not with that nasty attitude.

[Brojekk]

Only thing that would make that video better is if what woman was in a witch costume.

[stitchwitch]

Only thing that would make that video better is if what woman was in a witch costume.

Hey! No witch I know would ever steal someone else's produce. In fact the Path I follow says that you shouldn't even spend time with a thief.

[Brojekk]

Hey! No witch I know would ever steal someone else's produce. In fact the Path I follow says that you shouldn't even spend time with a thief.

True..true. They have a code of honor.
I didn't realize my post could be taken like that. I'm sorry.

[Caractacus_Potts]

Yes it is, and I don't think I'd call her a lady, not with that nasty attitude.

I'm at work so I left the audio off but it was pretty easy to tell what was going on. I have to admit I jumped to the end and was sorely disappointed. I was sure this was going to end with some hilarious footage when the home owner turned the hose onto the nasty rhubarb thief.

[stitchwitch]

True..true. They have a code of honor.
I didn't realize my post could be taken like that. I'm sorry.

It's ok, we know we have a lot of work to do to get past the pop culture image of "the evil witch".

[mysticgirl5]

I feel so bad for your coworker! At least he got the tomatoes back but that's not saying much. I just don't get how these people were raised. And even that's not an excuse. My father was a piece of work and I still managed to learn not to drugs and steal all on my own. I'm glad you called her out on it.

[Jester]

"I just couldn't help myself."

Yeah? Fuck you and fuck that lameass bullshit excuse of an excuse.

You are an adult. You have free will. You make choices. You made a choice to pick those tomatoes. It was not a compulsion that you could not control. It was a choice.

How would you like it if some woman you didn't know said, "Sorry, I just couldn't help myself...your husband is just so cute, I just HAD to fuck him nine ways from Sunday."

Oh, you wouldn't like that? Gee, I wonder why....


Now, I am not a gardener, as I have a bit of a black thumb, but my mom was an amazing gardener, and the thought of doing something like that just nauseates me. I can actually hear my mother's voice in my head if I was to pull something like that: "Jester? Just WHAT do you think you're doing?"

[XCashier]

Could have been worse, could have been this lady.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrZq7qS6cuI

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A Cracked writer attempts an "interview" with her...

[Jester]

Hey, they were fucking alley tomatoes. Mind your fucking business and go inside!