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  • #736
    GRANTED!!! you now sleep 23 hours a day.

    I wish my house would clean itself.
    It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.

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    • #737
      Granted! It notes you and Tuxy are the cause of the messes and kicks you out.

      I wish I could start playing my game tonight
      Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

      Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
      Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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      • #738
        GRANTED!!! except you now play nothing but that game, and fail college!

        I wish I will pass my test for my job tomorrow.
        It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.

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        • #739
          Quoth Sarlon View Post
          GRANTED!!! except you now play nothing but that game, and fail college! I wish I will pass my test for my job tomorrow.
          Granted. You got the job and you start digging ditches tomorrow.
          I wish I would listen to my intuition and follow it.
          "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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          • #740
            Granted! Your intuition tell you to dive off that bridge. You follow it.

            I wish I was a better person.
            Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

            Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
            Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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            • #741
              Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
              Granted! Your intuition tell you to dive off that bridge. You follow it.

              I wish I was a better person.
              Granted. Now everyone tells you you're too good for them and won't date you.

              I wish I had been there when Captain Jellico was fired.
              "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

              RIP Plaidman.

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              • #742
                Granted. But you were fired instead of Captain Jellico . . .bummer, Dude.

                I wish the electrical outlets in the living room didn't blow out today . . .
                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                • #743
                  Granted! They blew out last week and have yet to be fixed.

                  I wish I slept better at night.
                  Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                  Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                  Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                  • #744
                    granted! except now you sleep ALL day and night!

                    I wish it would snow for my friend's visit since hes NEVER seen snow before. (go ahead and make it so he can't leave here...thats not a bad thing )
                    It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.

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                    • #745
                      Granted, but you barely get a dusting and he leaves in disappointment.

                      I wish I were a multimillionaire.
                      I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
                      My LiveJournal
                      A page we can all agree with!

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                      • #746
                        GRANTED! except someone in the world just set off a MASSIVE eltrcomagnectic pulse over the US that targets bank accounts more then $500,000.

                        I wish my house was clean for my date on valentines day!
                        It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.

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                        • #747
                          Granted. Burglars break in and completely clean out your house.

                          I wish I had my new eyeglasses.
                          I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
                          My LiveJournal
                          A page we can all agree with!

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                          • #748
                            Granted, but your new eyes are on backorder.

                            I wish for world peace.
                            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                            • #749
                              GRANTED! the world blows up! wait...peace not pieces....oops

                              I wish that my date hadn't canceled on Valentines day.
                              It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.

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                              • #750
                                Granted. You don't cancel, they stand you up.

                                I wish I knew what this human emotion love was.
                                Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                                Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                                Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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